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	Friendr
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	» Age: Is age really that important? » Seeking: Friends. I thought about getting a pet, but I worry about the responsibility. Someone also told me I was supposed to use this for networking. Giving this a shot. » Preferences: Give me something good. » Interests: Justice. Freedom. Getting the bad guys. » Bio: Working with the Perimeter Guard. Freelance jobs if you need to take care of any tricky problems. If you cause trouble, we're probably going to meet. I also draw.
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	Steven Grant Rogers
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Comments

[wingedman]

Hey, your age is listed as vintage.

[livingsymbol]

Do I really look that old?

[wingedman]

I like to use the term 'well-preserved'.

[livingsymbol]

I have experience. How about we just say that?

What exactly is the point of this program?

[wingedman]

Well, back home, we have something similar that's used for hooking up. Going by the name, this is intended for...tamer purposes.

[livingsymbol]

What's wrong with knocking on your neighbor's door with some cookies?

[wingedman]

Gotta be able to bake cookies, for one thing.

[livingsymbol]

I do know how to make cookies.

[wingedman]

[but do they have chunks of dried meat in them instead of chocolate chips????]

Sure you do.

[livingsymbol]

Are you sure you know how to make them? I hear everyone these days is too lazy to make their own food. Everything's pre-packaged and instant.

[wingedman]

Please, I can make oatmeal chocolate chip cookies that taste like sex in your mouth.

[livingsymbol]

Impressive, but you might just start making cookies that taste like cookies.

[wingedman]

They don't literally taste like sex. It's metaphorical sex, the kind that tastes better than actual sex.

[livingsymbol]

You really like things that aren't like what they're supposed to be. If your cookies are better than actual sex, what's the sex like?

And what do you do if someone just wants cookies?

[wingedman]

I didn't say they were better than sex, I said they tasted better than sex. As in-

Well. Hopefully you can fill in the blank there.

Then I make regular damn cookies that aren't an orgasm in your mouth. Which is the kind you'll be getting if you keep this up.

[livingsymbol]

Well, I can't say I've spent that much time trying to make baked goods taste better than sex, real or figurative.

Don't know what you mean, sorry. Must be this new-fangled techno-babble. I'm usually pretty good at keeping up.

[wingedman]

Then you've never tried to get someone to date you with brownies.

Techno-babble, my ass.

[And that's all he's going to say on the matter.

(No it's not.)]

[livingsymbol]

Nope. Can't say that I have.

Can't say I've really had to.

[Yup. He just typed that.]

You're right. This technology doesn't seem so hard. Kind of like baking cookies.

[wingedman]

Yeah, yeah, sorry the rest of us can't just flex our muscles and get a date, we gotta work for it.

Sure, if you just buy dough in a tube and slice it and call it baking cookies.

[livingsymbol]

Is that jealousy? That's not very attractive, Sam.

Is that what you do, or is that what you think everyone else does?

[wingedman]

Jealousy? Let's just say I've never had anyone turn me down after they tried my food.

...I cannot believe you just insulted me like that, Steve.

[Yes, he can.]

[livingsymbol]

Who's insulting anyone? You were the one that suggested it.

I know how I work. That's all I can speak for personally.

[wingedman]

Right, of course. And you were just innocently asking for clarification.

[livingsymbol]

And reminding a new friend not to make snap judgments. Yeah.

Something along those lines.

[wingedman]

Has Bucky ever tried to strangle you? I'm just curious.